Only an investment bank could be this obtuse

“Government powerless to intervene in non-banking industry

THE GOVERNMENT HAS confirmed there is absolutely nothing it can do to save the non-London-based steel industry.

As thousands of redundancies in Redcar are followed by hundreds more in Scunthorpe, the business secretary said he wishes there was something he could do.

Sajid Javid continued: “Tragically, the industry has been hit by a perfect storm of being in the provinces, traditionally supporting Labour and not being financial services.

“Add that to us not wanting to do anything that might offend our new Chinese friends, and there’s absolutely nothing we are prepared to do.

“If only these plants manufactured something useful, like insurance derivatives supported by credit default swaps, then we’d gladly go billions into debt for them.

“But steel? What’s that even for?”

Steelworker Roy Hobbs said: “People are over mass-produced steel anyway. I’m moving into artisanal hand-beaten bronze for the hipster market.”

–       From The Daily Mash (motto: “It’s news to us”).

In Tobe Hooper’s 1982 horror film ‘Poltergeist’, strange things start happening in the Freeling household which, unbeknownst to its occupants, is built, as these things invariably were in the 1980s, on ancient Indian burial ground. The TV set comes to life; glasses of milk break all by themselves; furniture starts moving of its own accord. Having spent the day watching the mounting weirdness with just her small daughter for company, Diane Freeling (JoBeth Williams) relievedly greets her husband Steven (Craig T. Nelson) as he returns home from work, and she can’t wait to share her excitement:

“Reach back into our past when you used to have an open mind. Remember that ? Now try to use that for the next couple of minutes.”

With that advice at hand, we’ll try and keep an open mind for the next couple of minutes.

Let’s recap on recent events.

Kobe Steel, one of Japan’s largest makers of construction equipment, saw its shares fall by 12% at the end of last month after the company issued a profits warning.

Adobe stock fell by nearly 10% earlier this month after the software company issued a profits warning.

Rare stamps dealer Stanley Gibbons saw its share price fall by 29% earlier this month after the company issued a profits warning.

WalMart stock fell by 10% on 14^th October after the world’s largest retailer issued a profits warning.

Shares in the educational and erstwhile FT publishers Pearson fell by 15% last Wednesday after the company issued a profits warning.

Shares in Home Retail Group – owner of the UK’s Argos retail chain – also fell by 15% on Wednesday after the company issued a profits warning.

Shares in insulation specialist SIG fell by 21% on Thursday after the company issued a profits warning.

Motion-and-control technology company Parker-Hannifin on Thursday issued a profits warning. The company supplies parts to companies including Caterpillar, which itself issued a profits warning on Thursday.

UK bookmakers William Hill on Friday issued a profits warning.

The owner of the world’s biggest shipping line, AP Moeller-Maersk also saw its shares fall by 8% on Friday after the company issued a profits warning. (“We believe Maersk’s valuation remains attractive,” commented Goldman Sachs.)

This corporate newsflow is clearly a reflection of a buoyant global economy.

No, it’s no good. Only an investment bank could be this obtuse.

David McCreadie of Panmure Gordon tells it how it really is:

“The list of earnings casualties continues to grow. What is ominous is that the list is geographically agnostic and it includes well-run companies with respected management. Such is the growing momentum of misses, disappointments, warnings and downgrades the market won’t be able to hold the dam indefinitely. Reality is setting in and it’s not coming from equity strategists, it’s coming from companies. Phrases like ‘challenging market conditions,’ ‘lower than anticipated demand’ and ‘margin erosion,’ are now common currency. Given the technical backdrop it would be difficult to conjure up a more favourable bearish market scenario.”

For ‘challenging market conditions’, ‘lower than anticipated demand’ and ‘margin erosion’, read just one word. Deflation.

Happily, Mario Draghi has our back. From the Financial Times, October 23^rd edition:

“Eurozone government bond yields have dropped to record lows after the European Central Bank came close to promising more action to deflect the risk of deflation.

“Yields on two-year debt now stand below zero for almost every member of the euro zone, which means investors effectively pay to own it. For Italy, yields dipped into negative territory for the first time on Thursday, while German yields for that maturity are now at a record low of -0.327 per cent.

“Investors have been piling into eurozone debt since a press conference on Thursday at which ECB president Mario Draghi suggested further cuts to the deposit rate could be on the way. The deposit rate already stands at minus 0.2 per cent. Mr Draghi also revealed that some ECB rate-setters had wanted to ease more this month.”

Given the track record of QE in creating inflation of the CPI / RPI variety (7 years, $14 trillion and so far nothing to show for it other than the generalised inflation of financial assets), one does wonder at what point somebody other than ourselves is going to call out the central bankers for being the dangerous clowns they so evidently are. Simply telling savers and all on fixed incomes that the beatings will continue until morale improves is not the way to run a functional banking system. Driving deposit interest rates definitively below zero, on the other hand, is the perfect way to manufacture a bank run. Meanwhile, a growing number of market observers sceptical of the ‘PhD standard’ believe that the central bankers are on their way to being replaced – by direct market intervention on the part of governments instead.

The world economy is clearly slowing. Confidence in central bankers is rapidly eroding. Stock markets, in the main, have largely decoupled from economic reality – perma-QE means that liquidity now trumps profitability as a driver of market returns.

Adam Smith in ‘Supermoney’ expressed the sentiment perfectly:

“We are all at a wonderful ball where the champagne sparkles in every glass and soft laughter falls upon the summer air. We know, by the rules, that at some moment the Black Horsemen will come shattering through the great terrace doors, wreaking vengeance and scattering the survivors. Those who leave early are saved, but the ball is so splendid no-one wants to leave while there is still time, so that everyone keeps asking, “What time is it? What time is it?” But none of the clocks have any hands.”

If you elect to own equities, hold defensive, geographically unconstrained value.

Hold cash.

Hold uncorrelated assets.

Hold gold.

And will somebody please hold unelected central bankers accountable for the growing chaos they are inflicting on the financial world before the global currency system collapses.